You Know You’re an Aussie If …

I recently came across this in my inbox, and found it rather amusing. See what you think.

You know you’re an Aussie if …

  • You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.
  • You can translate “Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.”
  • You think “Woolloomooloo” is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
  • You’re secretly proud of our killer wildlife.
  • You feel it’s quite OK to have a $1 coin that’s twice as big as a $2 coin. 
  • You understand that “Wagga Wagga” can be abbreviated to “Wagga”, but “Woy Woy” can’t be called “Woy.
  • You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
  • You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call “Anzac Cookies”.
  • You’ve drunk your tea/coffee/milo through a Tim Tam.
  • You know that roo meat tastes good, but not as good as barra. Or a meat pie.
  • Of course you have beetroot with your hamburger.
  • You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto, goodo, etc.
  • You know about a place called “Woop Woop”.

But even some Aussies mightn’t have seen this:

pet wombat

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About dazzlerplus

Writing about the things that interest me helps me to discover what I think. One of my loves is the Australian Outback, and I travel out there often, and when possible take friends with me.
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7 Responses to You Know You’re an Aussie If …

  1. roobark says:

    I scored 9 out of 13. Does that make me an Ozzo rather than an Aussie?

  2. Anne says:

    Never drunk my coffee or anything else through a Tim Tam…and would rather have the Barra than a meat pie… and I’d rather meet Dazza & Shazza at the WACA or the Gabba than Maccas (Yuk!!!) but the rest is pretty fair dinkum.

  3. Pete says:

    The official mascot of the Digital Equipment Company Database Group was the wombat. When you typed in “Help Wombat” to the user interface, the answer came back: “A wombat is a small Australian marsupial that eats, roots, shoots, and leaves”

  4. Haha that photo is gold!

  5. Blog CEO says:

    I am definitely an Aussie. Yes to all of the above. I live in the UK and they ask me the strangest things but one of my favourites is ‘Are there really Dropbears that eat your face’ 🙂

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